Have you ever felt like your entire life is really one big show, and nobody ever gave you a copy of the script?
And in a similar vein, ever wonder who the heck hired some of these extras?
It's not so much that I'm really good at thinking outside the box. It's more like there is no box.
No matter what I'm doing at any given moment, I always have this nagging feeling that I'm supposed to be doing something else.
I have a giant bag of Swedish fish, and you don't; your argument is invalid.
Less randomly, I wanted to remind pet owners here in these United States that they can request a free pet safety kit from the ASPCA. The kit includes a window decal, which lets firefighters know how many pets to look for if your home catches fire, and a magnet for your refrigerator that bears the toll-free emergency number and website address of the ASPCA's Animal Poison Control Center, so you can get in touch with them quickly if your pet gets into something that's not good for them.
And hey, we're having more storms, which means I'm in more pain, which means I'm ending this here. Have a great weekend and I'll see you Monday.