Arr, mateys, it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! This be nothing more than an excuse to party like it's 1499. Dress up, talk in strange tongues, and remind everyone why it's the pirate's life for you!
This, of course, is my way of saying that I don't know what to write today's blog post about, so I'm just being silly instead. I'm trying to keep a tiny but persistent cold from getting a firmer grip on my sinuses, and that's taking up an unfair amount of my energy. Please drink a rum for me, since I can't just now (and probably wouldn't even if I could). Arr.